We have all heard of tales regarding aphrodisiacs. Some of them are true, while others are the farthest thing about the truth. What is an aphrodisiac? An aphrodisiac is something that makes us horny. Something that gives us the desire to have sex. Do you remember as a kid hearing about Spanish fly?
Most of us dreamed about getting our hands on some to make the girl of our dreams horny. Do these things actually exist? The short answer is yes. The long answer is, not as deeply as you think. If you think you will be able to prepare a meal that will make a woman so horny she can’t resist you, then you are dreaming. That won’t happen.
What foods will add a little spunk in your love live? I’m glad that you asked. If you hadn’t, I would be talking to myself.
Oysters are probably the most classic aphrodisiac known. The feeling of these in your mouth is enough to turn you on. They have a very sexual feel as you are eating them. Oysters in the past have been thought to resemble the shape of a vagina. This helped in the myth of the aphrodisiac qualities. Also, they are loaded with zinc. Some men who are impotent lack zinc. Put two and two together and you have something that will make a man’s penis stand in attention.
The shape of foods for example, have led to their aphrodisiac status. When was the last time you were at the store and you saw a woman handling a cucumber? I would be willing to be that right away you got super horny. I know what you were thinking! Eggs and caviar are also thought of as aphrodisiacs. This is because they are part of the reproductive system. Nothing is more arousing for a ancient man than to be eating non fertile eggs.
Alcohol is still thought of as an aphrodisiac. This might not exactly make you horny. It does lower your expectations. You will find yourself locking lips with a woman who you might not do so while you are sober. Just think, if it weren’t for alcohol, many of us wouldn’t be alive today. Not many things can claim that much power over humanity.
You will giggle at this one, but cherries are thought to be an aphrodisiac. I think this could be because the stigma placed around a woman loosing her cherry. In many cultures, when a woman looses her cherry she looses her virginity. The cherry is a symbol of being pure and arousing.
Coffee was also thought to be an aphrodisiac. This was because of how caffeine stimulates the body. Actually, the opposite is true. Too much caffeine and you won’t be able to get it up. I’m sure if you drink a lot of coffee, you know exactly what I mean. Some believe that chocolate is an aphrodisiac as well. There really is no proof of this. It is said that the majority of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex. Perhaps this is why after about three months with a woman she no longer puts out and her ass gets fat. There has to be some logic behind that.
Chocolate can be a great tool in the bedroom. People over look how many ways they can have fun with this food. I love pouring chocolate syrup all over a woman and eating it off of her. You can put all kinds of fruit along with the chocolate syrup on her body. I like to think of it as an all you can eat buffet. Peaches are another food item that has sexual qualities. I think its because of how sexy the fuzz on the fruit feels. Most women I have known love how fuzzy the skin feels on their mouth. After you get past the fuzz, there is a sweet treat inside. It is much like oral sex.
For the most part aphrodisiacs regarding food, is just something that arouses us. It might be because of how it feels in our mouth, or the shape of it. For example, a banana. This doesn’t have any aphrodisiac quality, but if you see your girlfriend pretending to go down on one, it will turn you on. Food and sex go hand in hand. You should try to use food whenever you can. I love the different tastes that one can use in the bedroom. There is nothing more exciting than having both your taste buds and your privates being stimulated.
You should never put something in your woman that isn’t clean. This can cause a lot of problems for her. You can cause some serious infections down there if you aren’t careful. Never go against your lovers wishes and stick something in there that she says you shouldn’t.